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Nickelback’s Pool Boy: My Dream Job
A mentor of mine once told me about a useful exercise when job hunting to unearth roles worthy of one’s time. It’s simple: You write out...
fkoslowski5
Nov 14, 20202 min read


OPINION – How Avatar: The Last Airbender SHOULD Have Ended
*Disclaimer – there are spoilers within the following opinion piece, a piece which is completely and utterly genius and should be heeded...
fkoslowski5
Nov 14, 20208 min read


Oh Crap! 5 Alternatives to Toilet Paper While Under Quarantine
Ah, so you just finished plowing through yet another trough of Ricotta Cheese Lean Cuisine. Your third of the day actually. In fact,...
fkoslowski5
Nov 14, 20202 min read


Forgetting How to Forget: How Our Tech Creates Constant Consciousness and Information Overload
It happened to me again: In my seemingly productive day, I found myself slouched over my phone, eyes glazed and head hanging off my neck...
fkoslowski5
Nov 14, 20205 min read


Resurrected from the bread
Seriously? He’s off the grid for five months and he tries to pull a bread pun? “off the grid” – as off the grid can get when you’re...
fkoslowski5
Nov 14, 20207 min read


*Fueled by high-octane mustard*
Howdy, ya’ll! I’m gonna try my darndest to go a little deeper in this blog post, after reading through my last one I realized it...
fkoslowski5
Nov 11, 202010 min read


Ketchup with me
Gather round, children. Black Forrest Ham has returned once again to impart upon you the knowledge and grace he has acquired by slinging...
fkoslowski5
Nov 11, 20206 min read


Ain’t want none unless you got Buns, Hun
Ok folks, we’re well into August so I have to get a blog post on before the leaves start falling. Let’s see, where did I last leave off…...
fkoslowski5
Nov 11, 20206 min read


Week ???-???: Big Bun, Big Fun
After a short hiatus from the blog, I’m back in the bun ready to ketchup with ya’ll. Since my last post, I’ve travelled back and forth...
fkoslowski5
Nov 11, 20205 min read


Week 5: Adjusting to this lifestyle…
Quick disclaimer, this is actually my 5th week as a Hotdogger, not my fourth. I apologize, I majored in Advertising not quantum physics...
fkoslowski5
Nov 11, 20205 min read


“Sorry, we don’t serve Hot Dogs”
*Shoutout to Adam VonArx, the biggest beef cake west of the Mississippi. Seriously, that guy is chiseled by the gods* Alright folks. I’m...
fkoslowski5
Nov 11, 20204 min read


My first two weeks: NYC – D.C.
Hello there. I’m currently sitting shotbun with Cold Cut Cady driving Big Bun. We’re en route to Cleveland, OH right now, where we will...
fkoslowski5
Nov 11, 20203 min read


Hotdoggin’ the Highways of America: My Year on the Road
Howdy there folks. I’m finally gettin’ going on chronicling my bizarre and quirky job I took after I graduated this past May (University...
fkoslowski5
Nov 11, 20201 min read


Bill Heavey: Breaking Down the Hype
Anyone with a keyboard and some Wi-Fi- even as spotty as mine - can discover whom the internet deems to be the "greatest outdoor writer"...
fkoslowski5
Nov 11, 20203 min read


When Passion Comes With a Paycheck
Michael Waddell is a man known to many in the outdoor industry. A master with a turkey call, his big break came after a string of...
fkoslowski5
Nov 11, 20203 min read
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