Hotdoggin’ the Highways of America: My Year on the Road

Howdy there folks. I’m finally gettin’ going on chronicling my bizarre and quirky job I took after I graduated this past May (University of Wisconsin-Madison Class of 2018, Bachelors in Advertising). If you don’t know who I am or what I’m about, my name is Forrest “Black Forrest Ham” Koslowski, and I’m a Hotdogger for Oscar Mayer. Wait, you serious dude? What about building up that resume and climbing the corporate ladder? Forget about it! I’m traveling down the East Coast right now with my parter Cold Cut Cady in the iconic Wienermobile, meeting new folks everyday and seeing America, all on Kraft-Heinz’s dime. I decided to jump on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and stave off the cubicle for a little longer. Besides, that comfy couch in ma’s basement can wait a year.

Anyway, follow along on my adventures here. I’ll try my best to post weekly, and make them interesting enough that you’ll hang around for some time.

With relish,

Black Forrest Ham